No. 1, the larch.
If you always wanted to be a lumberjack and wear a woman's cloths - here is your chance! Check out the famous Monty Python sketch to which we are referring to here.
The Lumber Story pattern is printed all over, the textiles are also cut and sewn in the deep forests of California. Any bear would love these - that's a fact.
Made out of 82% polyester, 18% spandex